Help; I sat down and can't get up!

This particular litter of five was named for varieties of pumpkins, which I lovingly refer to them en masse. 

Three of them, Casper, Cinderella, and Baby Boo, have me trapped in the recliner.  This means the groceries are not getting put away.  

Ahh, its a tough job but someone must do it...  and I love doing it.  

Note the other two pumpkins, Peanut and Jack, were neutered and are currently sequestered for enforced rest and recovery.